somebody snuck up and got me drunk
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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