Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Mom said you looked used
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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