just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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