clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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