your room smells of hookers.
And success
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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