Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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