The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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