But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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