Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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