Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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