is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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