p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm bleeding and have questions
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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