The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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