They should really pass out barf bags in church
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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