i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
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Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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