For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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