my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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