i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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