He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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