i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
you never un-have a 4some
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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