I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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