i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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