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  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:09am

    hahha!

  • 73 63
    Submitted by tinkguardgirl on Feb 16, 10 at 8:53pm

    it's a stimulus package

    • 83 74
      Submitted by wow on Feb 17, 10 at 12:38am

      haha best comment yet

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 9:14am

    time to buy one of those fake scratch off tickets....

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:36pm

    That's just embarrassing for you brah

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:07pm

    Lmao this is from my little brother, love that kid!

    • 73 63
      Submitted by wow on Feb 16, 10 at 7:02pm

      lol yeah dude it's mine

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:09am

    2nd but first to say first. And yes, the government has really expensive prostitutes.

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:44pm

    I mean haha U'll never get laid loser

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:05am

    Fourthhhh

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:45pm

    She's trying to let you know the odds of you getting laid is very slim...

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:17am

    Hahaha I'll never get laid

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 16, 10 at 2:29pm

    Here I thought the government itself was like prostitution - we give them a whole lot of money, and then they fuck us.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:09am

    In soviet Russia, the prostitutes are fantastic

  • 60 74
    Submitted by mariella on Feb 17, 10 at 11:54pm

    the lottery isnt a government funded program...