we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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