tell your sister to shave her snatch
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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