BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm passing your future prison.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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