I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
God, I missed his penis.
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