? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
And then my night got REAL pukey
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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