i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize