i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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