Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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