I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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