two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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