I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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