Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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