that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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