yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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