I'm really into asian looking animals
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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