I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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