She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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