My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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