Your face is a jimmy john
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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