our cab driver is having phone sex.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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