Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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