Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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