yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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