So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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