please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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