Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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