Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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